Giving your cat a pill By Bob Story 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as though holding a baby. Position right fore-finger and thumb on either side of cats’ mouth and gently apply pressure to his cheeks. Cat will then close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw away soggy pill. 4) Remove second pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly in left hand. Force jaws open, and push pill to back of throat with forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10 if you are able. Hold cat’s mouth closed as well. 5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and the cat form the top of wardrobe. Call for assistance. 6) Knell on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, immobilizing front and rear paws. Ask assistant to hold cat’s head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into cat’s throat. Flick pill down ruler with forefinger, and rub cat’s throat vigorously...